I'll pay you to read this shit.

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Music Catch 2: The most relaxing and best flash game I have ever played. The music is what kept me playing though.

Music Catch 2: The most relaxing and best flash game I have ever played. The music is what kept me playing though.

Harold and Maude.

So I rarely ever do watch old movies (old to me is anything before the 80s though the 80s is pushing it sometimes) because I’m such a young’in but I watched Harold and Maude today and I really, really enjoyed it. I admit I was a little confused in the beginning and I didn’t really like Harold but after the first half of the movie he became really likeable (thanks to Maude!).

Harold, I think that you may have been the poster child for today’s modern emo. Maybe some old-movie-watching emo kid saw you and liked your emo haircut and fascination with death (but without killing themselves and just for attention like you did). You’re still kind of awesome though.  Anyways, on to Maude…what a darling. I died a little inside when I saw her tattoo… :’(

Well canada won the gold medal… looks like they brought their EH game
Joe. HOW DID YOU GET MY QUOTE OF THE DAY TWICE. Yes, that’s a statement and not a question. And it’s just bit late too.
LUKE THAT’S NOT YOUR PENIS IT’S A BLENJEEL SAND WORM

Mr. Au

After he said he read a starwars horror novel + the also from the combination of “Starwhores” from Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - RGM version

Wow. OK Go is seriously so creative. First dancing on treadmills, now this. I super wish my garage came equipped with that already…and with OK Go singing in it too. Epic win.

LOL LOL LOL LOL.

LOL LOL LOL LOL.


AUNT JEMIMA VS. UNCLE BEN VS. MRS. BUTTERWORTH’S.

I do prefer Aunt Jemima. No offense Uncle Ben, but asian rice is where I’m at. And Mrs. Butterworth’s vs. Aunt Jemima? Aunt Jemima wins. Above is said proof. RESPECT.

Blake’s making rice, but he’s not asian. Part Three.

So I sent Blake this picture…

Rachel: XD look at him trying to kill you
Blake: hahaa, damn negros
Rachel: WOW. JUST BECAUSE HE’S BLACK.
Blake: lol mhm
Rachel: Well, he obviously hates you then. You know why?
Blake: lol, cuz i’m white?
Rachel: CAUSE YOU’RE WHITE.

Blake's making rice, but he's not asian. Part Two.

20 to 30 minutes later....
Blake: my inner ear itches. it sucks so much. i think i'm having an allergic reaction
Blake: FUCK
Rachel: oh my god
Rachel: are you okay? im sry i was making food
Blake: lol, its chill
Rachel: go get some benadryl shit
Blake: it is just bugging the shit out of me
Rachel: it worked on me
Blake: i can't take benadryl, i have 2 more classes
Rachel: get liquid benadryl, theres a kind you can drink
Blake: and it'll knock me out
Rachel: get nondrowsy? if they have it :-(
Blake: haha we don't
Rachel: well damn. did you eat something
Blake: yea, that uncle bens rice
Rachel: ROFLMAO OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T EAT CHEAP RICE
Blake: hahahaha